Some days run on prayer and good intentions. Other days run on a cold Coke Zero and the refusal to apologize for it. This is the shirt for the second kind of day.

Cut oversized with a soft drop shoulder and that lived-in snow wash finish, it feels like your favorite tee already broke it in for you. Heavyweight 100% cotton means it holds its shape through school runs, grocery hauls, and the kind of afternoon that calls for caffeine and a sense of humor. The relaxed fit layers easily and wears even better the longer you keep it.

It says what you are thinking. Loudly. Comfortably. With zero shame and zero sugar.

Wear it as a quiet act of self-honesty. Or just wear it because it is comfortable and a little bit funny and you have earned both.

The details

• 100% cotton, 7.4 oz heavyweight fabric with a slight stretch

• Snow washed for a soft, broken-in feel

• Oversized, relaxed fit with drop shoulders and a round neck

• Unisex sizing, S through 3XL

• Six colors: Rose Red, Pirate Gray, Apricot, Light Gray, Black, Blue Jeans

• Machine wash cold on gentle, tumble dry low, avoid ironing the print